G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
When all else fails, they don't.
Production
From the Egyptian desert to deep below the polar ice caps, the elite G.I. JOE team uses the latest in next-generation spy and military equipment to fight the corrupt arms dealer Destro and the growing threat of the mysterious Cobra organization to prevent them from plunging the world into chaos.
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Trailers & Videos
G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra - Trailer
G.I. Joe: Rise of Cobra (2009) Official Trailer - Channing Tatum Movie HD
Cast
Adewale Akinnuoye-Agbaje
Heavy Duty
Christopher Eccleston
McCullen / Destro
Lee Byung-hun
Storm Shadow
Joseph Gordon-Levitt
The Doctor / Rex
Sienna Miller
Ana Lewis / Baroness
Rachel Nichols
Scarlet
Ray Park
Snake Eyes
Jonathan Pryce
U.S. President
Saïd Taghmaoui
Breaker
Channing Tatum
Duke
Arnold Vosloo
Zartan
Marlon Wayans
Ripcord
Dennis Quaid
General Hawk
Grégory Fitoussi
Baron de Cobray
Leo Howard
Young Snake Eyes
Karolína Kurková
Cover Girl
David Murray
James McCullen - 1641
Kevin J. O'Connor
Doctor Mindbender
Gerald Okamura
Hard Master
Brandon Soo Hoo
Young Storm Shadow
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Reviews
JPV852
Entertaining in parts but a mess of a plot with some shoddy visual effects even by 2009 standards. Some stunt work was alright but nothing that really stands out and none of the cast really were all that memorable. Did appreciate some of the nods to the cartoons but otherwise just very forgettable. **2.75/5**
GenerationofSwine
People like me were waiting for a GI Joe movie for decades. It was instead kind of a hack that could have been any other movie.
I don't think that the distaste came from the fact that the movie could never live up to memories of childhood play. I think that the distaste came from the knoweldge that Larry Hama had decades of fun and wonderful stories to tell, he had written an entire little universe... and the movie was nothing like it.
It hardly even resembled the cartoon.
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