The Losers
Anyone else would be dead by now.
Production
On a mission deep in the Bolivian jungle, a team of elite commandos finds itself on the receiving end of a lethal betrayal. Now presumed dead, the men join forces with a mysterious operative named Aisha to hunt down their enemy and even the score.
Trailers & Videos
The Losers - Trailer
Trailer
Betrayed And Captured
Jensen's Dating Tips
TV Spot # 1
Cast
Zoe Saldaña
Aisha
Chris Evans
Jensen
Idris Elba
Roque
Columbus Short
Pooch
Óscar Jaenada
Cougar
Jason Patric
Max
Holt McCallany
Wade
Peter Macdissi
Vikram
Peter Francis James
Fadhil
Tanee McCall
Jolene
Mark Ginther
Goliath Guard
Colin Follenweider
Goliath Guard
Garrett Warren
Goliath Guard
Rey Hernandez
Armored Car Guard
Evan Mirand
Lead Chryon Guard
Gunner Wright
Jet Pilot
Ramiro 'Ramir' Delgado Ruiz
Tourist (uncredited)
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Reviews
jeremiah
Staring Negan before he was Negan, Captain America before he was Captain America, Gamora before she was Gamora, Stringer Bell *after* he was Stringer Bell, and two other dudes I really feel bad for as they don't have a cool name from something else...
Despite all this talent, the movie just wasn't that good. Boring action scenes with too much slo-mo, predictable plot, cringe worthy as hell jokes, and technobabble that anybody with even a passing knowledge of what's being talked about will laugh at...
So why 5/10 stars instead of less? It's stupid fun. I have to believe the corny jokes and ridiculousness of some of the scenes were done purposely... They just weren't done well. It felt like they wanted to make an over-the-top action-comedy in a comicbook style, but realized about halfway through that they'd spent all their budget on actors and the soundtrack.
We had a lot of fun watching it, but I can only recommend watching this to laugh at... Even then though, you probably have better options.
tmdb15435519
Maybe if Chris Evans played himself more - an arrogant, pretentious, nerdy, minor-role douche - he could play a better arrogant, pretentious, nerdy, minor-role douche.
This sucks.
Rob
Big bang action with quality cinematics and beautiful colour. A snappy script, enjoyably cliched characters and just the right amount of humour make this a great watch. But there's something magical going on here that sets this one above many other similar movies.
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