Bret McCormick

as Self

as Jail Cop

as Bernie Blue

as Judge

as Gigantor

as Head Ward Orderly

as Patron

as Steel Jaw #2

as Hospital Nurse

as Hipster (segment Baby Born with Full Beard)

as Detective Robbins

as Charlie

as Carnival Strongman

as Angry Passenger

as Sam Ferry

as Vinnie Costanza