Bruce Jarchow

as Edward

as Warden Taints

as Clyde

as Frank Schnable

as Dr. Hewlett

as Commuter

as Viewer

as Samuel Bormanis

as Santa

as Officer Zavranski

as Gate Keeper

as Phil

as Henry

as Bob

as Anthony Curtis

as Richard Swan

as Dr. Dean

as Dr. Andrews, Chester Hill

as NCIS Agent Grondyke

as Dr. Mascelli

as Barnes

as Dr. Hammond

as Principal Scampi

as Walter

as Detective at Crime Scene

as Tim

as Lyle Furgeson

as Mooney

as Doctor

as Sportscaster

as Ted

as Wayne

as Photographer

as Manager

as Ad Man

as Flynn

as Marcus

as Ted

as Detective

as Hellinger

as Roberto

as Self