Chip Chinery

as Malcolm

as Announcer (voice)

as Attending Cop

as Tony

as Officer Young

as Mattress King

as Roone Arledge

as Homeowner

as Dustin

as Coach Gill

as Bruce Kaczander

as Dave

as Don

as Coach Urkhart

as Jimmy

as Leland Candoli

as Ben

as Stanley

as Larry Seaver

as Clark

as Ryan

as Bob

as Randy

as Co-Worker #1

as Pete

as Rodney the Car Salesman

as Rodney Spence

as Guest

as Gilbert's Father

as Tom Tamina

as Jeff

as Car Customer #1

as Cop

as Security Guard

as Chip

as Reporter

as Milkman

as Comedian

as Newspaper Boy

as Maintenance Guy

as Workman

as Guy

as Janitor

as Jerry the bowler

as Another Scientist

as Coworker #1