Clive Rosengren

as Clive Clooney

as Mayor

as Commanding Officer

as Man in Uniform

as Cantwell

as Principal

as Jacob MacIntire

as Wisconsin Cop

as Ed Reynolds

as Morty (archive footage)

as Mitch

as Deputy D.A. Hartman

as Policeman

as Doorman

as Mr. Zipper

as Mr. Clotworthy

as Waiter

as Morty (segment "None But the Lonely Heart")

as George O'Bannen

as Desk Sergeant

as Knight

as Delivery Man

as Doug Aducci