David Jackson

as Stan

as Chief Constable

as Vicar

as Basil

as Donny the Bull

as Press Gang

as Dennis

as Brendan O'Shaughnessy

as Police Sergeant

as Marion

as Big Stan

as Mr Fletcher

as Mr. Trubshaw

as Inspector Willis (uncredited)

as Olag Gan

as Alien Strong

as Eddy Cory

as Police Sergeant (uncredited)

as Martin

as Young Male Nurse

as Clackworth

as Villager

as Eddie

as Barney

as Husky Undergraduate

as Chiko

as Lofty