Mark Bringelson

as Narrator (voice)

as Rubrick

as Andy Warhol

as Sigmund, Windham Henchman

as Lee, Younger Marshal

as Bodyguard #1

as Sebastian Timms

as Drooler

as Rich Block

as Big

as Prick Automaton Cop

as Officer McCord

as Lone Man

as Dave Michaels, FBI

as Defendant

as Newsman

as Mom Jr.