Mark Hentemann

as Darryl Muncie

as Zeet

as Bryce

as Opie as a Small Amphibious Alien (voice)

as Phony Guy as Admiral Ozzel (voice)

as Mountain Climber / Vishnu (voice)

as Opie as Tusken Raider (voice)

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as Opie as Tusken Raider (voice)

as Bread (voice)

as Broom / Chicken (voice)

as Arby's Executive (voice)

as Man in Boxing Match (voice)

as George (voice)

as Texan Clerk (voice)

as Opie (voice)

as Clark Bald Eagle (voice)

as Opie / Jewish Man (voice)

as Sammy Davis, Jr. (voice)

as Man (voice)

as Soldier (voice)

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