Mark Wilson

as Self

as Mr. Leonard

as Capt. Conklin

as Wilkie

as Deputy Ruddy

as Detective Sergeant Al 'Moose' Lepinsky

as Herb Jasper

as Large Al

as Regis Leonard

as Jerry Bensinger

as Webber

as The Landlord

as Det. Sam Baluzy

as Leo Mintz

as Steve

as The Colonel

as Reporter

as Det. Monroe

as Mookie

as Mac Burley

as Agent Young

as Callabresse

as Teacher

as The Pilot

as Butch

as Newcaster

as Glen Braxton

as Michaelangelo

as Bill / Waiter / Bingo Host