Will McLaughlin

as Detective Lambert

as Teacher

as Officer Prawnmandler

as Officer Grady

as Announcer / Smells Terrible (voice)

as Randy

as Little Mike

as Mr. Phillips

as Officer Prawnmandler

as Bruce

as Co-Pilot

as Earl Greenstein

as Handyman

as Bartender

as Bob

as Big Santa

as camp director

as 1969 NYPD Cop #2

as Bachelor Party Buddy

as Referee

as Co-Worker

as Neighborhood Patrol

as Police Officer

as Officer Randy Killnose

as Receptionist

as Hospital Worker

as Patient

as Cop #1

as Philly Detective

as Uniform Officer